Wednesday Wit

A mental patient walks in to a bar.

The bartender asks the mental patient, “How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?”

The mental patient responds, “How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?”

The bartender explains: Freud would say, “The light bulb represents your mother.”

Jung would say, “The light bulb represents the ego.”

But the psychiatrist’s nurse would say, “Turn off the light bulb and get some sleep.”